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The 2008 comedy, Step Brothers, was by far one of Will Ferrell’s funniest movies of the year.  Do you ever find yourself saying one or two random Step Brothers quotes?  I have compiled a list of the top ten most memorable Step Brothers quotes.  If I left any of your favorites out…leave a comment and let me know!

Top 10 Funniest Most Memorable Step Brothers Quotes

1. –Dale Doback, “Barbara Walters, Oprah, your wife. You gotta f*** one, kill one, and marry one, go!”
2. –Dale Doback, “You have the voice of an angel. Your voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus.”
3. –Dale Doback, “Can we turn our beds into bunkbeds?”, –Brennan Huff “It will give us so much extra space in our room to do activities!”, –Dr. Robert Doback, “Your adults, you can do what you want.”, –Dale Doback “This is the funnest night ever!”
4. –Alice, “Stay golden, Ponyboy.”
5. –Brennan Huff, “You better not close your eyes, because as soon as you do, I’m gonna punch you square in the face!”
6. –Dale Doback, “I manage a baseball team.” –Nancy Huff, “Oh, little league?”, –Dale Doback “Fantasy league.”
7. –Brennan Huff “I swear, I’m so pissed off at my mom. As soon as she’s of age, I’m putting her in a home.”
8. –Dale Doback, “Why are you so sweaty?” Brennan Huff, “I was watching Cops.”
9. –Dale Doback, “My dad and I decided that Nancy’s kind of hot, so maybe we should just both bang her and in the meantime deal with the retard.”, Brennan Huff “Who’s the retard?”
10. –Nancy Huff “You yelled “rape” at the top of your lungs.”, Brennan Huff “Mom, I honestly thought I was going to be raped for a second. He had the craziest look in his eyes, and at one point he said “let’s get it on.”"

Additional Bonus Quotes

• –Dale Doback “If there’s any foods that you like, I suggest you put your name on them, or they will be thrown out… by me. Uh, house was built in 1825 by General Custer. I wanna show you this room. Um, hold up. Ho, ho! You see this room?”
• –Dale Doback “You and your mom are hillbillies. This is a house of learned doctors.”
  
• –Brennan Huff “Hold on. We’re not going on the boat, Derek’s selling the house, we have to go to therapy?”, –Dr. Robert Doback “Yeah.”, Brennan Huff “What the f*** happend?”, Dr. Robert Doback “Hey!”
  

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