40 Year Old Virgin Quotes

The hit, 40 Year Old Virgin surpassed all other comedies in 2005.  The entire movie was a quote itself, after I watched the movie I think my friends and I spent the next month repeatedly saying quotes to eachother.  I chose some of the funniest memorable quotes from this film.  Let me know what you think and as always if I left any out that you think should have made Slusho’s Top 10 List leave a comment!

Top 10 Memorable 40 Year Old Virgin Quotes:

1. “Yooooooo, Kelly Clarkson.” –Andy
2. “We could do it in the…butt, if you want.” –Beth, “But if I want what?” –Andy, “You know…Butt!” –Beth, “But…what?” –Andy
3. “Wanna know how I know you’re gay? Because you like Coldplay.” –Cal
4. “I’m not a big ho-runner.” –Andy, “My uncle use to drive a ho-runner.” –David
5. “If I have to hear “Yamo Be There” one more time, I’m going to “Yamo” burn this place to the ground. ” –David
6. “You should keep your ho on a leash.” –Andy
7. “So, tell me, Montel. Why weren’t we invited to the party? What are we, Al Queda?” –Haziz
8. “Go f*** a goat.” –Mooj
9. “I hope you have a big trunk… because I’m puttin’ my bike in it.” –Andy
10. “Do you have protection?” –Trish, “I don’t like guns.” –Andy

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